On the heals of my fairly successful posting on how Bloggers Make Great Pets, I thought I’d give you a new top 5. This round brings you some ways our blogs compare to White Mice. My last top 5 garnered its success from participating in the Darren Rowse Top 5 group writing project. I’m sure you’ve got more examples, so please make your additions.
5. White mice get nowhere while running in their wheel. Blogs get nowhere if they just spin out the same content over and over again.
4. When a little color is added in the right spots, it will stand out from the crowd.
3. White mice and blogs both know the answer to life the universe and everything = 42
2. White mice run through mazes to get to a small chunk of cheese. Well, everyone likes cheese right?
1. I’m reminded of the 2 wisest of white mice ever:
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane.
They’re laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll take over the world.
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll overthrow the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!